Unordered List of funny jokes!
- I kept wondering why the ball kept getting bigger....then it hit me!
- Debugging: Like being the detective in a crime movie...
where you are also the murderer.
- How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None — that’s a hardware problem.
Ordered List of funny jokes!
- Never trust an atom. They make up everything!
- Time flies like an arrow. Fruitflies like a bannana
- A diamond is just a piece of coal that can handle pressure well!
Definition List offunny jokes
- Programmer
- A machine that turns caffeine and doritos into code.
- Procrastination
- The art of keeping up with yesterday.
- 2. Committee
- A group of people who individually do nothing but collectively decide nothing can be done.