Super Ear Pro
“Ever wanted to hear your neighbor's WiFi password from three blocks away? With the Super Ears Pro, every whisper sounds like a rock concert. Warning: may also pick up alien signals.”👽🎧
Cat Mop Deluxe
“Finally, your cat can pay rent! Just let them walk around and watch your floors sparkle. Side effect: your cat may demand a salary in tuna.”🧹🐾
Time-Tea Machine
“Tired of boring alarms? Wake up to freshly brewed tea instead! This genius contraption makes tea at sunrise, but careful—it once made Earl Grey at 3 AM for no reason.”🍵😂